What
was in the stars for our favourite Quentin Tarantino characters on the most
important days of their lives?
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Character – Mr White (Reservoir
Dogs)
A bad day awaits you. One of
your best friends turns out to be a stinking cop and your entire gang gets
busted. On the plus side, you do get to kill some people.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Character – Jules (Pulp
Fiction)
Miracles do happen, and you
will have living proof of this on today, the first day of the rest of your
life. A career change is in the air after you perform an errand of mercy for
your boss. Hell, you might even manage to squeeze in a game of volleyball!
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Character – Mr Orange (Reservoir
Dogs)
You will achieve great things
today as a project that has taken up so much of your time lately finally shows
some results. Might be best not to wear that white shirt to work though.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
Character – Vincent Vega (Pulp
Fiction)
Isn't it time you went to see
the Doctor about that bowel problem? Man, you are ALWAYS in the bathroom when
important things are happening! Is it something you picked up in Europe
perhaps? Tomorrow, a nasty incident will arise when you leave something
important out in the hallway. I just thought I'd warn you about that a day
early as you are going to have a lot on your mind today. A LOT.
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Character – Mr Blonde (Reservoir Dogs)
You have been cooped up for far
too long - time to let your hair down and have some FUN! An amusing incident
occurs later in the day when the radio plays one of your favourite tunes.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept. 22)
Character –The Wolf (Pulp
Fiction)
A busy day awaits you. As
usual, other people will try and get you to help them out with their problems.
Try and work through things with them, but don't take any stick. Make sure you
get the job done. The clock is ticking.
LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Character – Jackie Brown (Jackie
Brown)
You are about to come into some
money; time to take that holiday you always promised yourself. A potential
love affair will end amicably enough, but you will still be disappointed.
Never mind, there are plenty more fish in the sea.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Character – Nice Guy Eddie (Reservoir
Dogs)
A great start to the day as
your father entrusts you with a vital task. Unfortunately it all goes horribly
wrong and an angry Gemini guns down your best friend. You won't have long to
grieve about it though, as you will shortly be dead yourself. Sorry about
that.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec.
21)
Character – Mia Wallace (Pulp
Fiction)
A pleasant social occasion
could turn out bad due to a terrible misunderstanding. Make sure you have all
your faculties about you. With Venus currently in your sign and the Sun on the
ascendant, it could be time to give up that bad drug habit that you've had for
so long. Avoid syringes.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan.
19)
Character – Mr Pink (Reservoir
Dogs)
A good sprint early in the day
will turn into a leisurely drive later on after a visit to the bank. It could
be a good time to ring your Lawyer later on in the day due to an unfortunate
incident involving the LAPD and some questionable friends of yours. Don't make
any holiday plans for the time being.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Character – Mr Brown (Reservoir
Dogs)
Your nickname is starting to
get you down and you think you are going blind. You aren't though; it's just a
bullet in your head.
PISCES (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Character – Marcellus Wallace
(Pulp Fiction)
Time to show who is the boss
around here - take charge. A trip downtown could leave a nasty taste in the
mouth, but some unresolved business will crop up and everything will be OK in
the end. Time to get medieval.
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