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 DOCTOR SINISTER'S BOOK CORNER

   Hello, and welcome to "Doctor Sinister's Book Corner".

I thought it might assist those of you who aspire to join my organisation, follow my Leadership or become future Regional Governors of my territories here on Earth if I reveal some of my favourite books of all time.

So, without further ado:


1) The I Hate The French Official Handbook - Denise Thatcher and Malcolm Scott.

Published by Arrow Books Ltd, London, 1992, ISBN: 0 09 9130 017.

This really is an excellent starting point for anyone who wants to hate the French - it includes details of their "culture", food and drink and even has a handy list of fifty first-class reasons to hate them. If you add those to the reasons listed elsewhere on this site, you'll have a solid and thorough grounding. 




2) France The Final Days - Denise Thatcher and Malcolm Scott.

Published by Carlton Books Ltd, London, 1998, ISBN: 1 85868 594 X.

Written by the same people as book number 1, this is like an advanced course in French-hating and includes fascinating details of Anglo-French relations over the centuries. It's a must-read, and I will be setting a test at the end.




3) How to Rule the World - Andre De Guillaume.

Published by Cassell Illustrated, London, 2002, ISBN: 1 844 03029 6.

Although the author's name is decidedly French-sounding, this is an excellent book on how to plan and implement a global takeover - from deciding your image, "branding", control of the media, running a country, settling old scores and erecting public buildings and monuments to your magnificence. I really wish I'd had this book when I set out on my path to world domination - I'd have avoided some of my own mistakes along the way.




Happy reading!