SINISTER'S BOOK CORNER
and welcome to "Doctor Sinister's Book Corner".
I thought it might assist those of you who aspire to join my organisation,
follow my Leadership or become future Regional Governors of my territories
here on Earth if I reveal some of my favourite books of all time.
So, without further ado:
1) The I Hate The French
Official Handbook - Denise Thatcher and Malcolm Scott.
Published by Arrow Books Ltd, London, 1992, ISBN: 0 09 9130 017.
This really is an excellent starting point for anyone who wants to hate the
French - it includes details of their "culture", food and drink and
even has a handy list of fifty first-class reasons to hate them. If you add
those to the reasons listed elsewhere on this site, you'll have a solid and
2) France The Final Days - Denise Thatcher and Malcolm Scott.
Published by Carlton Books Ltd, London, 1998, ISBN: 1 85868 594 X.
Written by the same people as book number 1, this is like an advanced course
in French-hating and includes fascinating details of Anglo-French relations
over the centuries. It's a must-read, and I will be setting a
test at the end.
3) How to Rule the World - Andre De Guillaume.
Published by Cassell Illustrated, London, 2002, ISBN: 1 844 03029 6.
Although the author's name is decidedly French-sounding, this is an excellent
book on how to plan and implement a global takeover - from deciding your
image, "branding", control of the media, running a country, settling
old scores and erecting public buildings and monuments to your magnificence. I
really wish I'd had this book when I set out on my path to world domination -
I'd have avoided some of my own mistakes along the way.