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SINISTER INCORPORATED

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THE REAL POWER BEHIND S.INC?

It is my sad duty once again to announce that Dana died on 13/08/07 after suffering heart failure.

Dana's loss is equally devastating to me having lost Fox the same way. The issue is compounded even more by the fact that I was abroad at the time of her death and I never even got to say goodbye...

Dr. S.

It is my sad duty to announce that Fox died on 06/10/05 after suffering heart failure.

Fox was by far my favourite cat and his loss is devastating to me.

Dana is alive and well and also missing Fox terribly.

Dr. S.

We are Fox and Dana - the two Siamese Cats who are responsible for looking after Doctor Sinister himself. He can be a bit of a handful at times, but it's an important job that needs to be done and we've got him pretty well trained.

This page is dedicated to our favourite pastimes - sleeping, eating, sleeping, playing games, sleeping, and getting into mischief.

The above picture is of us when we were kittens - Fox is on the left, Dana on the right. The smart people among you will have observed that we are forming the ancient Yin/Yang symbol - sleeping like this enhances our mental abilities and increases our powers over mankind. Pretty cool huh?

This picture was taken before we developed our proper colours - we are Seal-Points, for those of you who are interested, and yes, we are brother and sister.

Here is Dana with our very own Human.

We were born on the 3rd of April, 1999 and we are named after the two FBI Agents in the X-Files, one of our favourite TV programs. We also like to watch cartoons. We listen to BBC Radio 1 FM during the day whilst our Human is at work doing his evil deeds, and Fox taught Doctor Sinister how to play fetch - yes, really!

We asked Doctor Sinister for our own page AGES ago - and he finally got his arse in gear - so here we are!

If you want to write to us, you can do so here:

E-mail addresses are provided in this fashion as we are fed up with sifting through tons of crap and spam arising from "sniffer" programs that hunt for formatted E-mail addresses - you'll just have to live with it.

Some of our favourite Internet links are at the bottom of this page.

We thought it would be nice to show you some photos of what we do - but seeing as we can't use a Mouse (for obvious reasons) to move the pictures about the screen, we have to sign off now - and pass this page over to a stupid Two-Leg to finish for us...

Enjoy!

Please don't tickle me.

Fox - aged 4 weeks.

With our mummy - and Brothers and Sisters.

The cats' mummy was an inscrutable Oriental type and they loved her lots. Their Dad was a trained assassin working for the British Government. Oh yes.

Leave me alone, I'm sleeping.

Fox aged 8 weeks being beaten up by his larger Brother.

Dinnertime.

A typical scramble for food aged 8 weeks - yes, Fox and Dana are in this mass somewhere...

OK, first things first.

Fox and Dana check in to S.INC Island for their very first feast.

And what floor do I sleep on?

Dana makes good use of the assault course.

Pooped.

Dana opens an interested eye to observe her new human - while Fox just sleeps. Well, he was a growing lad...

Made it!

The kittens passed their first test with flying colours.