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S.INC IS PUBLICLY “OUTED”!

On Sunday 26/11/00, the following article appeared in the British Sunday Times “Doors” magazine (a supplement entirely dedicated to PCs and the Internet).Since Phases One and Two of S.INC’s plans for total global domination are now complete – it is of no consequence that we should be so publicly exposed at this relatively early stage in our overall schemes – in fact the publicity will probably do us some good (hits to this website have already increased substantially).  It is ALREADY too late to stop us, so people might as well get used to having us around.See the bottom of this page for our glorious leader’s response.Here is the article, reproduced without any permission whatsoever from the original publishers (look, if it’s a problem, just let us know and we can simply laser your offices from orbit – OK?).

Doctor Sinister had this to say in response:

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your kind mention of my website in your column of 26/11/00 ("Surfing Into The Stone Age"). 

The publicity is indeed very welcome and has already generated enough revenue to accelerate Phase Three of our plans to conquer the planet Earth.However, please note that I am NOT a Solicitor - in fact I find the comparison rather unfortunate since it is my intention to put them first up against the wall (along with the French) when S.INC assumes power.Furthermore, the cat in the photo is female and has no Doctorate status as far as I am aware.  But then, who knows what cats get up to during the day eh?

In recognition of your superb efforts to promote the global power of S.INC, you will shortly receive a key to one of our nuclear shelters in the Hebrides. 

You will know when the time comes to use it...Regards,

Dr. S.