If we can't have the world, no-one can!
The Federation Against Nuts And Things In Chocolate Sweets
a look at these sweets...
look nice, don't they?
is an evil cancer in our society.
Dangerous psychopaths are allowed to roam the streets. Psychotic frightful people
with an obsessive, dangerous, almost carnal desire to meddle with the very fabric of our society.
ordinary at first, they travel through life posing as normal level-headed
folk, apparently without a care in the world.
deep within their sinister, twisted minds, they hide a secret
hunger that threatens to engulf us all...
Who are these people?
is their hideous purpose?
may you ask...
the secret members of F.A.N.A.T.I.C.S. have dedicated our very LIVES to
uncovering this cadre of lunatics. We will not rest until the cancer has been excised from our society.
WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE HAVE PUT AN END TO THE OBSESSION THAT DRIVES THIS
PARTICULAR TYPE OF SCUM.
CONSTANT OBSESSION TO FIDDLE.
OBSESSION TO PUT NUTS INTO ANYTHING THEY CAN FIND.
at this wedding cake
one particular dangerous MURDERER decided to put NUTS in the
at this pie
IS A MURDERING NUT PIE!
little girl is about to DIE
she is allergic to NUTS.
has effectively been MURDERED.
will it all end?
man evolved from the primeval slime, nuts were one of the few foods he could
eat. We appreciate that. Now however, things are different. We no
longer have to scrounge around in bushes for food, we have moved beyond
the need to pluck sustenance from the trees; we are highly advanced in both
food manufacture & distribution (except for the Communists, we make
allowances for primitives).
WHY THIS OBSESSION WITH NUTS?
take an ordinary, tasty chocolate bar & stick a load of nuts in the
middle? Why? Why does every new variety of food introduced seem to have some
form of nut in the recipe somewhere?
only are certain members of our society allergic to these objects, but there
are those of us that simply DO NOT LIKE NUTS.
MUST MAKE A STAND
you want your coffee full of nuts?
cookies full of nut juice?
selling people such as this TV presenter are dangerous. They must be brought
at F.A.N.A.T.I.C.S. are not afraid to take desperate measures. All we ask you
to do is say "NO" to nut-based produce, and be ready when we make
our move. You will know when we are ready for you.
SPREAD THE WORD BROTHERS (errr...& sisters of course)