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S.INC GUESTBOOK - 1999
(14) Date: 28/12/99 Name: Ruben Gehr Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: I get so f*ck*ng p*ssed when i walk into a Taco Bell and order a chalupa meal and an extra taco and the f*ck*ng retard that's taknikg your order says,"That already comes with an extra taco,..." f*ck I hate that! That stupid motherf*cker thinks i dont know a chalupa meal comes with 2 chalupas and a taco. Why Can't they hire someone who's I.Q. is higher than his shoe size?! What the f*ck!!! Doctor Sinister says: Try McDonalds.
(13) Date: 21/12/99 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Personally, I agree with your veiws on the French, I could never understand why that damn country had to be restored after the second world war. I am pleased to see that there are people in the world who still stand up for themsevles. Good luck in your struggle. Doctor Sinister says: Many thanks loyal citizen - you will be spared.
(12) Date: 02/12/99 Name: Geoff Stern Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: This isn't really a complaint - I wanted to thank you for issuing a warning on your WW II page. It prevented me from being really p*ssed and writing a letter that would criticize you (not that you should pay attention to any cr*p like that). Good page. Doctor Sinister says: Hmmm, I'm not really sure how to take this...? I'm tempted to remove the warning immediately!
(11) Date: 04/11/99 Name: The Beef Chief Sex: male Age: 21 to 25 Comment: oh my god i get sooooo angry when... old people eat hard sweets in that way that makes the confectionery in question click off their false teeth constantly - click, click, click, clack, click - on and on and on it goes, the eternal sweet. and they breathe really loudly when they're eating them too - that has to stop. Doctor Sinister says: I have no particular feelings either way about such things - but I will endeavour to punish the guilty seeing as you bothered to write to me. Your war against us didn't last very long did it?
(10) Date: 04/11/99 Name: Barry Hutchison (the Beef Chief) Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Beware our wrath! You and your
worthless nation have been brought to our attention by our spies, and instruct
you to pay homage to your new masters! We, The League of Supervillains,
recently assumed control of planet Earth, following the discovery of a certain
loophole in the US President's e-mail reply system, meaning we now also
control the country of Djelibeybi (please
refer to Information
About S.INC if you are
confused about this reference),
along with everyone and everything in it!
Doctor Sinister says: Oh boy - you guys are in SO much trouble.
(9) Date: 24/10/99 Name: Vincent Avericious Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...The vending machines take your money and run!!!!! You should have pay to have a single room in college Doctor Sinister says: Yes vending machines must be educated. The other day, I went to get a Coke from a machine we have installed in our main science block here on S.INC Island. "Insert correct change" it said. What I wanted was a bottle of Coke at 70p. So I shoved in a 50p piece (with the obvious intention of adding a 20p) - and the machine rejected it. Not having seen many 70p pieces out there (sarcasm for you foreigners - no such thing exists) - I had the machine executed. Bastard.
(8) Date: 14/10/99 Name: Laughingman Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: complaint Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when people ask for your E-Mail adress, and then distribute it to the heartless global corporations who would mug you if they could legally get away with it. I hate getting spammed! I'm not particulary found of Dictatorships, or people who pretend to be Communist for their own benefit and to take over their country (aka Stalin). Thus making everyone think that a great social idea is something that its not. The thing that really bugs me, REALLY bugs me, is when they stick those plastic tasting cheeries on cakes! Please, do something about this. When Laughania or Laughing-Land (havn't decided yet) Declares independance from Canada you can expect to get some sweat trade deals (i.e. Explosive Pies). Good luck killing the french Doctor Sinister says: Some very valid points - especially about Spam - spammers should be eviscerated - no trial, no jury, just disembowelled - no screwing around. However, your dislike of Dictatorships does not bode very well given the inevitable rise of S.INC to become masters of the world. Please try harder next time.
(7) Date: 12/09/99 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: This has got to be some of the funniest stuff on the net. I don't surf very often due to the complete lack of intelligence and originality of the world. Thanks for giving me a reason to keep on going. Are you interested in putting out a newsletter once a month? I put together one for another group. I use a PDF format so that you can have nice graphics and pictures as well as an appealing text format. Doctor Sinister says: I probably should have written back to you but I think I forgot...
(6) Date: 10/09/99 Name: Josh Walczuk Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I hear the word Microsoft! The monoplistic bastards! They will burn! Doctor Sinister says: We are working on this - the takeover plans are nearly complete.
(5) Date: 10/09/99 Name: Josh Walczuk Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Love the site. It has one thing all other sites lack, LOGIC! Everything stated here makes sense, just a great site. Doctor Sinister says: Thanks! You can stay alive.
(4) Date: 07/09/99 Name: Aaron Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I get arrested for smoking weed. God damnit get the freakin herb legalized, I'm getting really p*ssed off about this shit. I've been arrested two freakin' times!!! TWO DAMN TIMES FOR SMOKING IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!! HELP ME PLEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE Doctor Sinister says: Sorry - the only drugs I get involved in are the lethal sort that you pump into reservoirs from Tankers to wipe out millions of people in one hit.
(3) Date: 05/09/99 Name: david'j Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... you're busy killing someone and their bastard friend whom you didn't already kill, kills you with a dumb weapon like a turd-launcher Doctor Sinister says: I'm sorry, you've lost me there.
(2) Date: 01/09/99 Name: Ian Wilson Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... idiots write cr*p web pages and think that they are funny, do you? Doctor Sinister says: Well the answer to your question depends whether or not you are referring to me. |
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