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S.INC GUESTBOOK - 2000
(69) Date: 31/12/00 Name: joe Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I don't know the meaning of life Doctor Sinister says: There is only ONE meaning to this thing we call life. Be subservient to me, and buy me lots of nice presents. Lego is always a good choice.
(68) Date: 29/12/00 Name: professor doom Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo DIS-PLEASED when...i come home from a hard days work concocting death machines in my underground laboratory and i find that the maid has eloped with my henchman. she was french of course, but cunningly disguised herself as a swiss hairdresser. i should have know anyway, those low lying countries are all the same. i had them both assassinated promptly....which was nice Doctor Sinister says: Yeah, Henchmen - can't live with them, can't rule without them.
(67) Date: 28/12/00 Name: Busty Magoo, what's it to you? Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: It's not a complaint i just wanted EVERYONE to know that I have been reunited with Stoppit and Tidyup thanks to Dr Sinister. My life's ambition has been fulfilled. Doctor
Sinister says: What? Doctor Sinister says: Yes indeedy - I once heard a joke about the difference between an Englishman and an American. The Englishman thinks 100 miles is a long way, the American thinks 100 years is a long time. All too true...no real sense of "history". I also agree 100% about the Aluminium thing - perhaps when I assume power I should get someone from the States to stand still for 20 years and pronounce every single missed "i"? As for American Football - I fully agree once more - it's just another version of Rugby but with more padding. Rugby players don't need to wear all that cr*p and aren't afraid to get their ears chewed off or their teeth pulled out. They also play a lot longer between breaks (and it amuses me that Rugby is the Welsh national game but they are the worst on the planet at playing it). Is it just me, or is this whole Guestbook thing turning into an anti-American page?
(66) Date: 22/12/00 Name: Stalin (yes him) Sex: male Age: under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...people talk more about hitler than ME! i killed far more people (mostly my own) and i didn't give them the luxery of a shower before hand. freezing to death doing hard labour in Siberia or inhaling a little poisonous gas, i know what i'd go for. everyone knows a dictator is measured my the size of his moustache - hitler = poof. i have to go now and get lenin out of his coffin for a little spring clean. remember 9 times out of 10 people chose stalins brand of communism over brand x. Doctor Sinister says: Hmmm. So you purport to be Stalin eh? OK, well, let's take you at your word and, for the moment, ignore the fact that Stalin actually died in 1953 and examine your claim more closely. Just how intelligent can you BE to select the "Under 15" option for your age as opposed to "Old as the hills"? You see?! Your case is starting to fall apart already! As for "Stalin's brand of communism" - laughable. The man was no more a communist than Ghengis Khan, more of an opportunist who knew a good bandwagon when he saw one and with a very poor taste in moustaches. There, I've said it.
(65) Date: 22/12/00 Name: Tg.m.nd.Bg.m Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get angry enough to scale a building with a high powered rifle when......i think about the general public (utter scum). you're all deluding yourselves if you believe france is the cesspit of the world (europe maybe). there's a country and a 'people',i use the word people in it's loosest sense, who deserve the title far more than those froggy twats. "land of the free.....to be a flabby bastard" as it should be called,pah america. whereas the french are dirty and cowardly, the americans are dirty, banjo-plucking, inbred, obese beyond human conception, asexual gimp-like cretins, AMERICAN IS NOT A LANGUAGE i propose a highly trained 5 man cell unit (a cell for each state) to infiltrate america through the mexican border and southern canada, once inside decimate the population by spreading anthrax in the fresh water reservoirs. there's no point in sparing some americans for forced labour, you can get some japs to do the job more efficently and for just a few bowls of rice. it goes without saying that cindy crawford, the entire band of playboy playmates and that bird from 'married..with children'.(other examples are welcome) let's see them vote themselves out of this one MUHAHAHAHAHAAAHA Doctor Sinister says: My friend, you are the deluded one - as I think we have amply demonstrated, there IS no other nation worse than France - with the possible exception of the smelly corpse shackled to England that is WALES, a country replete with a vast surplus of gobbledygook-talking short little hairy twats with a collective inferiority complex and chips on their shoulders the size of skyscrapers.
(64) Date: 16/12/00 Name: Chris Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...I setup a piece of computer software I am asked to state which language I will be installing and I see...US English. US English? Whats that? Is that an excuse for Mr Gates to spell everything wrong! Please for Cod's sake, yes Cod the fishy deity, put everything right when the world is ruled by S.INC and make it just English. (And maybe have "American" as another option because they definately do not speak English!) Doctor Sinister says: As I struggle to find the option on MicroSoft FrontPage that allows me to change the frigging language I want to use to type this reply - I swear that it shall be so...
(63) Date: 12/12/00 Name: Mr Shadow Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: hi Dr Sinister. i am just writing to say what a great website you have. if you ever need any loyal followers count me in because i'm a total war freak myself. if you ever need to know anything about any military aicraft, or vehicle for that matter, just ask me. I always joked with my friends about taking over the world, but now you have come along, it would just be easier to follow you regards. Mr Shadow Doctor
Sinister says: Thank you for your comments. It is pleasing to
see so many followers coming out of the woodwork.
(62) Date: 09/12/00 Name: Tom McCormack Sex: male Age: 28 Comment:
Incidentally, the French have a rather good collection of linked ski resorts
called the 3 Vallees (I think it is owned by a guy called "Les Trois
Valees", but I digress.) Anyway it is rather good, as it should
be, cos they started designing/building 60 years ago. That's right,
they started work on it in the early Forties. Now then, what was
keeping the rest of the World busy at that time? Surrendering scum.
Doctor Sinister says: Is there no END to the lows these people will sink to? In fact, I'll wager that the original design wasn't a set of ski slopes at all - but launch ramps for the Germans to fire missiles at the rest of the world. YES I'M NOT AFRAID TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH!!!
(61) Date: 09/12/00 Name: Agent Brownfinger Sex: male Age: under 15 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... toilet paper manufacturers create new toilet
roll that is supposed to be 40% stronger.. then when you are taken in by this,
your finger plunges through the flimsy article and into your rectal cavity.
And it costs more too. And they have to use a certain lovable animal to market
their brands
(60) Date: 09/12/00 Name: Shadow Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Hi, its me again, another little thing that came to mind after I last wrote to you was how much I hate townies as well. all they do is hang around in streets wearing their brightly coloured Kappa clothes and other various sports clothes, vandalising everything, being gobby to everyone they see and generally being VERY annoying. when you come to power I hope it will be made illegal to be a towny with the penalty of DEATH. Oh yea they also have no respect for authority so they will end up rebeling agaist you so the sooner they are wiped out, the better. After reading a comment from another person I realzed that that French are always going on about how they won the war. WON THE WAR!!!! they surrendered after just 6 weeks!!. The Americans (scum) won't be hard to defeat either. just place a few thousand ICBM's on Cuba pointed towards the Yanks and they p*ss their pants. all the best Shadow. Doctor Sinister says: I solemnly swear that Townies such as you describe will be put to good use - as fuel for our space program. Yes, I quite agree - the number of people who are, quite frankly, utter SCUM (there are no other words to describe them) who hang around street corners at night, talk loudly in pubs and gob and p*ss everywhere has to be seen to be believed. It happens everywhere but, is it just me, or are people from Manchester and Liverpool the worst? I'm not talking about EVERYONE from that area - but it just seems that the whole place is run by people in shell suits carrying guns. Yes I'm aware that such views might make me unpopular but it has to be said. There are a lot of cheating thieves and outlaws in the general area - it's TRUE (yes I am aware that some people regard me as an outlaw as well on the basis that I may or may not have stolen a few atomic weapons in the past from various world governments - but I'm not, OK?). Well, OK then, if you people like guns so much then once I assume power, you can form the basis of my new conscript army and you can shoot all the French people you like. Failing that, we'll give you the ultimate gun experience and just put you before a firing squad - OK? In fact I was toying with the idea of simply walling the whole city of Manchester off and shelling it from a distance. And whilst I'm on about Manchester - what about bloody Coronation Street - a soap opera that is supposedly set in Manchester, Moss Side to be precise - but when was the last time you saw a gun battle between drug barons on the program? Eh? It's completely unrealistic. As for French people saying they won the war - what utter tosh. If I wasn't so desperate to rid the planet of the scummy putrefied vermin I'd instigate a program to have every French person tortured until they admitted that their country was utter shite, that they made no effort to do any actual fighting in the war whatsoever but sit back with their so called "French Pride" and got everyone else to do the dirty work for them and that their language and culture is sub-human, but frankly, I can't be *rsed so we'll just completely destroy the place instead. Bastards. Now that I've alienated most of the north of Britain, I'll shut up.
(59) Date: 08/12/00 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: I
hate the f*ck*ng french to! They build big campsites and put in holiday
brochures that they are excellent for teenagers. I f*ck*ng go along with some
mates and end up getting arrested by the smelly *****. All you have to do is Doctor Sinister says: You are very welcome - and you have gone a small way to restoring my faith in Scottish people. Not that I hate them mind - just bad experiences, that's all. And I'm not the only one, just listen to this - one of my spies was in France recently on a fact-finding mission and he was out walking his dog near this campsite one night when some Scots blokes came along and, completely without provocation, stuck a bunch of carving knives into his prized pet Alsatian. Well, being rather shocked at this unexpected turn of events - he rushed the dog back to his car, to find that it had been torched and that his caravan (containing vital spying equipment and no small measure of explosives) had exploded. They had kicked the windows in as well. Hang on a moment...that sounds familiar from somewhere...
(58) Date: 05/12/00 Name: William Sayers (The Rabbit Slayer) Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I _WAIT_ for three hours at the College bus
stop because my supposed "friends" (Who are all girls, An upcoming
complaint about females directly after this one) don't want to hang out with
me. I have read on your website about these bus cloaking devices, Maybe
personalised cloak jammers could be invented? Send me one. Doctor Sinister says: You wouldn't want one of our cloak jammers - the smallest one we've got weighs thirty-three tons and isn't exactly portable. It sits on tracked wheels and consumes enough power in a day to run New York for a year. Besides, it's highly classified technology and if you ever got hold of one we'd have to kill you. Re' your woman problem, I agree entirely. One of the ideas I had long ago (before meeting the future Mrs. Sinister) was that every attached woman should be forced to wear a bright red plastic BUCKET on their head to avoid confusion. That way you would know that any woman who did not wear a bucket was freely available and if they spurned your advances - they could be killed quite legally. However I now realise the complete folly of this approach - the bucket should be yellow.
(57) Date: 04/12/00 Name: Shadow Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: I've got this French Bloke at my College and he really p*sses me off. all I want to do is get an AK47 and empty a whole magazine down his throat. that goes for all the frogs on this planet. That goes for communists too. I hate them all. when you begin your world domination make sure Paris is the first place to be Nuked, then Moscow. oh yeah and beijing as well. well I await your taking over of the world and look forward to a better life than the one I'm living now Mr Shadow. Doctor Sinister says: Have no fear. Our very first act once we have assumed mastery of the globe will be to Nuke that rat-ridden cesspit they call Paris so it is no more than a radioactive smoke-laden CRATER. Communism will be made illegal on pain of death (and it will be painful - oh yes, trust me).
(56) Date: 03/12/00 Name: Mr. World 2000 Sex: male Age: under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...Cr*py presenters get loads or $$$ for being shit at thier job Doctor Sinister says: I'm adding Carole Smiley to the list already...
(55) Date: 03/12/00 Name: Fred Flinstone Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: I get so angry when barney comes in and f*cks my wife till she screams no more barney no more! It p*sses me off. It alsop*ssesme off when Wilma uses Dino's tail as a dildo, ten stirs my tea with it! Can you assasinate her for me? Fred Flintstone 1 Stone road Bedrock Be12 3hg Doctor Sinister says: Weirdo.
(54) Date: 01/12/00 Name: Sbastien (not an exchange student, I don't drink Tango AT ALL) Sex: male Age: 25 to 30 Comment: This is not to complain but I'm using the wrong page just to p*ss you off. I just want to say that we, the French, no longer hate you. We've won and you can only admit it. Our final success (I won't mention soccer, it was already too long ago) is that we now make the coolest music in the world, even with English words to show you guys that we don't hate you anymore and that we don't even mind you loving our music. Add this to the coolest films, culturally we rule. Socially we rule. Intellectually too, of course. Esthetically also, just look at your teeth you monsters. In a word: f*ck off and crawl back into the gutter! Doctor Sinister says: Hmmm, Nice rant! Interesting that you consider "f*ck off and crawl back into the gutter" as "a word". I make it 8 words - just proves my point that French people can't count. I will be including your comments on my French page in the next revision just to show how unreasonable you are as a race. Kind regards and welcome to my Blocked Senders list. Goodbye. Dr. S. PS: It's a pity you can't spell "aesthetic" either.
(53) Date: 01/12/00 Name: Stephanie Sex: female Age: under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when the French insist on eating snails and covering it up by calling it escargot!! That is just so stupid!! Doctor Sinister says: Yes, it takes a particularly perverse nation of people to combine stupid with disgusting.
(52) Date: 01/12/00 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: i am under the impression that you should marry me, this strictly based on the french portion of your website. consider it charity? Doctor Sinister says: Dear Madam (I hope), I am afraid that I am already engaged to be married - yes, there will shortly be a Mrs Sinister. Thanks for the offer though!
(51) Date: 01/12/00 Name: patrick Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...dgjndgn Doctor Sinister says: Please don't waste my time...
(50) Date: 30/11/00 Name: jim Sex: male Age: 25 to 30 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...french football players invade OUR premiership because they think they have top footballing skills.well they don't they are just a bunch of frog/snail/horse eating twits who don't even have the good grace to speek english with a proper accent. Doctor Sinister says: I agree, but people who can't spell the word "speak" annoy the hell out of me as well.
(49) Date: 30/11/00 Name: colin cheese Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...i take a dump and the resulting splash wets my arse! but thats beside the point. it's the bloody french and their stupid haircuts that make me angry. don't get me wrong, it's not just their gay haircuts, it's the french gene pool itself. the french are genetically incapable of shutting the f**k up in library's, seemingly their whisper genes are missing. let's not forget their "i'm not gay but i speak a gay language" language. j'ai un grande baguette dans ma pants? what the hell kind of cr*p is that? i hate to bring canada into this but they deserve a good nuking too. mainly due to cileon dion, and that evil shite degrassi jnr high. what the hells that all aboot? Doctor Sinister says: Degrassi Jnr High? Its about a bunch of retard kids - what's so difficult to understand? Yes indeedy, Celine Dion is going on the List of Death.
(48) Date: 28/11/00 Name: me Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment:
Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... People have already thought of an a idea
of a web site that is the same as the one that I have almost finished
(47) Date: 28/11/00 Name: Wes at ESP Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: JOLLY WELL DONE!! We enjoyed the Francophobic
rantings very much and look forward to the next instalment with much
anticipation. With regards to secret bases, is an island such a good
idea with radar and satellite location being what it is nowadays:? Surely a
chain of underground bases beneath the seats of power of each nation
would make more sense. I'm sure you've thought of this and it is a budget
related problem but well worth the investment in my book. I have some
plans I've drawn myself in crayon if your interested. Well must go.
Should I print this off and eat it for security reasons? I would appreciate
your advice. Yours Agog with indifference The Bishop
Doctor Sinister says: Dear Bishop, Thank you very much for your valued suggestion - yes indeed I would be very interested to see your plans and wonder how you have managed to get around the problem of the three-mile deep electrified laser-resistant steel plates that completely surround London to prevent such measures? Do you have any interesting colour-crayons as we have completely run out. That's what happens when you get bored one Sunday afternoon and feed the stationery procurement staff to the Crocodiles. With regard to your comment
about satellite surveillance - this is not a problem since we raided the
local bus depot. How so I hear you ask? Well, OK then, in true
Supervillain style - I will tell you how clever we have been... Having
been forced to wait three hours for a bus one Monday morning (about right
for service that's supposed to run every ten minutes) - one of our staff
reasoned that the bus company MUST have finally perfected a true cloaking
device - a bit like in Star Trek but without the sound effects. This
was the only explanation for the apparent complete absence of public
transport. This theory was proved following a dawn raid the next
morning where S.INC agents managed to steal three buses and a wallet from
the local transport depot. Indeed - the bus company HAD developed a
device that could shield objects from sight - and improved versions now dot
our island - completely shielding us from any orbiting satellites. I
must go now as we still haven't finished burning the Florida ballot papers.
(46) Date: 27/11/00 Name: Tim Forster Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Keep up the good work Doc and kill those bloody frogs! (especially that twat Nicolas Anelka) If you want any jokes about the French then E-mail me. Doctor Sinister says: Hmmm, another reference to that football person (see below). I must investigate further... Many thanks for your comments - it is nice to see so many devoted followers coming out of the woodwork. The stagnant society that is France is surely DOOMED.....
(45) Date: 27/11/00 Name: Rosaleen Farrell Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: I am a budding young megalomaniac and I was pleased greatly to find such sensible people who have the same ethics as me, I.e. none. congratulations on your endeavours and when you have taken your rightful place as rulers of the world I have one simple request. I want to be your chief advisor. I have the necessary qualification. I am an evil scheming, unreliable, murderous megalomaniac and so, I am suited to be your most trusted companion. you can contact me with an application form. I am not racist, sexist or bigot. I just hate everybody. Doctor Sinister says: Dear fellow Megalomaniac, I am afraid that the position of Chief Advisor has been awarded to one of my Cats. You see, where normal Supervillains have only one Cat, I have TWO - thus my destiny to rule the planet is assured. However, perhaps we might come to some arrangement - would you be happy if I were to give you Canada as a plaything?
(44) Date: 27/11/00 Name: Littlef*cker Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...french people are near
(43) Date: 27/11/00 Name: Tommy Tucker Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment:
my main complaint is about the F*&king french,they eat snails, frogs,
horses and other weird stuff...yet they moan about our beef....fools..the
hairy twats...with there stripey shirts and bagguetes...they should all be
lined up and shot..( if this does happen, can i have the first shot)...'Au
Revouir'..or some shit like that Doctor Sinister says: YES! A voice of sanity in the wilderness! Pity about the made-up name or I'd offer you a job.
(42) Date: 27/11/00 Name: Claire Sex: female Age: 21 to 25 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I have to do night shifts and I am sitting at work at 04.59 with bugger all to do Doctor Sinister says: Are you that sexy little brunette working in my main missile control room?
(41) Date: 26/11/00 Name: Joan Coan Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Something for the French site. They send us Golden Delicious - which are neither. they send Doctor Sinister says: Many thanks indeed. I was not aware of the Golden Delicious thing. This E-mail is proof that we are not alone in our quest to rid the world of the French menace. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!
(40) Date: 01/11/00 Name: Josh Erickson Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment:
Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... When I see dozens upon dozens of
mindless people falling into the Gap (conformity!).Its sad waves and waves of
khaki and black clad men and women bounding along thinking they are the
supreme high shits of society scorning and harrassing all other who choose to
dress differently and not listen to rap or Limp Bizkit.I can just imagine what
the subliminal messaging is in those horrid commercials, "Go my
prettys,destroy the dissident heathens!".Is society so stupid now that it
can't see blatant commercial brain-washing? Doctor Sinister says: Oh dear - you won't like the uniforms I will be imposing upon society then...I guess I'll have to purge you.
(39) Date: 14/10/00 Name: aiden winters Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...my mother washed my white jeans with a starburst wrapper in the pocket. Now the pocket is pink. Can you believe that grrrr... Ill get her for that! p.s %^&*! Doctor Sinister says: What, you want me to kill her for you?
(38) Date: 08/10/00 Name: alex Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... The americans claim to speak english when forigners come here and expect us to speak thire language when i go on holyday (a time for me to relax & enjoy my self) and they expect me to speak ther language Doctor Sinister says: Absolutely right. What used to really p*ss me off before I moved to S.INC Island were those Greek student bastards who talked gibberish on the bus when you were on the way home - I'm sorry, but if you are in my country then TALK MY F*CK*NG LANGUAGE!! And another thing - I was in Normandy once, you know, paying tribute to the fallen soldiers and what have you - and I went to a French museum and there was a video playing on a big screen - and a sign said "talk available in French, German, Italian and AMERICAN". What is American when applied to language? Well? Anybody? IT'S ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(37) Date: 20/09/00 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Just want to say that you crazy British are really crazy. You tried to crush the American Revolution, and look at how bad that turned out to be on your part. You let a bunch of farmers kick your army's "arse"! So don't get too cocky. But otherwise, I was thinking of starting a cult and thought your page was pretty cool; got a few ideas! Thanks alot and 1776! Doctor Sinister says: OK, re' this Revolution thing - yes the British Army was a bit cr*p, but let's face it - all the money was going into the NAVY at the time so we could kick some French arse once and for all (Battle of Trafalgar anyone?). Now, had the American Revolution been conducted by a bunch of garlic-chewing beret-wearing Europeans with an aversion to washing and a penchant for onions, who didn't speak English, we would probably still be in charge - but alas it was not to be. Anyway, it's irrelevant because when I assume control over the planet - all these wrongs will finally be righted...
(36) Date: 13/09/00 Name: kay Sex: female Age: 21 to 25 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... my duck spins so fast its legs fall off!! Can't cope with it, don't you know. Doctor Sinister says: Your DUCK? What the...?
(35) Date: 16/08/00 Name: ANTOINETTE CRUZ Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...WHEN PEOPLE DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ONLY WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. Doctor Sinister says: OK. Next!
(34) Date: 02/08/00 Name: Ian Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when you get a good batch of fries from McDonalds one day, nice and salty with absolutely no hint of it ever being a potato, and the next day you get horrible fries with no salt and all this mooshy stuff inside Doctor Sinister says: Try Taco Bell.
(33) Date: 24/07/00 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Why the French Are Scum. You forgot to mention that they absolutely refuse to speak english. Doctor Sinister says: Well DUH! It kind of goes without saying doesn't it? The way that you could be walking down a turd-ridden French street and you hear these two Frogs talking in English only when you STOP and TALK TO THEM they suddenly act all innocent with their "Je ne comprends pas" bullshit - there's only one answer, an airborne virus designed to seek out and DESTROY the French gene pool.
(32) Date: 23/06/00 Name: Sonny (eviltoon) Sex: female Age: under 15 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...ya mates purposely do sommit to p*ss you off.
Sometimes I wanna get them were it hurts and twat the cr*p out of them like
Ricki Martins medieval tortue. However learning to send a virus would be
preety damn good. Could ya email me with ways to f*ck them up or how i can
crash their computers. all my love Doctor Sinister says: Madam, you won't NEED to crash their computers when you open the 12lb lump-hammer I'm sending you as a present.
(31) Date: 15/06/00 Name: Andrusi Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... ...large European companies named "LEGO" cancel their best line of products in order to make room on the shelves for yet another line of Star Wars merchandise. ...people say "Po-key-man" instead of "Po-kay-mahn" when pronouncing "Pokmon". ...somebody leaves 3 fluid ounces of Pepsi in the bottle. ...you open up a brand-new box of Lucky Charms and there's a total of 5 marshmallows. (This actually happened!) ...people eat ice cream directly out of the carton. ...excellent TV shows such as Sonic the Hedgehog get cancelled because of cr*ppy "fad" shows like Power Rangers. ...people say negative things about Transformers. ...people eat peanut butter with a really deep spoon, then ask you to clean the spoon. Doctor Sinister says: So much anger in one so young - are you by any chance related to Alanis Morrisette? And I prefer Coke to Pepsi anyway.
(30) Date: 11/06/00 Name: Chris Greene Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: First.. I love this place. Especially the "French are scum" page.. Also, that's a part of my suggestion, I don't think you put in enough about French-CANADIANs.. I'm an English-Speaking Canadian myself, but really, I think we in Canada should kick out the french, and become a singular nation of ENGLISH! Also, I hate NIKE Corporation, BASEBALL replacing good TV shows, SEQUELS of ANY MOVIE excluding... Umm... No, ANY MOVIE, my friend MATT, and The Peoples Republic of Cambden. Doctor Sinister says: It is my intention to revenge the poor oppressed English speaking people of Canada by ejecting Quebec into the heart of the Sun.
(29) Date: 08/06/00 Name: John Dowbekin Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: The real reason the French are EVIL, EVIL little wankers. Nicolas Anelka. Enough said, I think! From an Arsenal fan. Doctor Sinister says: Undoubtedly some kind of football reference - personally my favourite game is of course, RISK, the game of world domination - except I'm not playing at it...
(28) Date: 04/06/00 Name: Figure it out Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Morons who manage to reproduce and have more morons as children. Doctor Sinister says: Unfortunately - there's no law against it. This will change...
(27) Date: 02/06/00 Name: psycho pro Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: those goddam french bastards, with there cafe's and there wine and there bakery's and there cheese and there, well everything!!!!!! Doctor Sinister says: Yep.
(26) Date: 02/06/00 Name: psycho pro Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: i hate those sticky floors in theaters!!!! i think they make them sticky on purpose, those bastards!!!!! when u take over the world make the theater floors unsticky and kill the people who make them sticky!!!! Doctor Sinister says: Okey-dokey.
(25) Date: 28/04/00 Name: brian thompson Sex: male Age: 21 to 25 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...my wife try's to jack me off and get me hrony every night. Doctor Sinister says: Erm, WHY?
(24) Date: 29/03/00 Name: not given Sex: male Age: under 15 Comment: THE FRENCH ARE A BUNCH OF DIRTY Theive$. Let's not forget that they started WWII and the war in Vietnam. They had Michelin rubber plants in Vietnam while it was under their rule, and opressed that country like crazy. They said nothing about their treatment of Vietnam "French Indochina" so The United States gave the land back to them after World War 2. Theat p*ssed Ho Chi Minh off ,so he tried to convert his country to Communism. I think we should get 'em for good. Doctor Sinister says: Quite right. A round of applause for that man.
(23) Date: 29/02/00 Name: Sockii Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Great site. I'm coming back again to see more. I only got to the tour and ran out of time. ps. I've got a link to your site. Some hapless visitor to my homepage will be directed to your propaganda. =) Sockii Garish Truth reeks its stench lies and chicanery fall dead Doctor Sinister says: What was that last bit again?
(22) Date: 28/02/00 Name: That Guy Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: You might remember me. Im that guy who did that thing that time. You might remember me as "That guy from that show" or "The guy who does Stuff and Things" Well in anycase, I would like to complain about Ideling, Ideling is a tehe unique art of sitting on your cosh doing absolutley nothing for huge amounts of time. Its frustrating and annoying when people do it. So wheres the problem? Well the problem is that Im a chief offender. I cant stop doing it myself. Infact sometimes days will pass when I do nothing at ALL? What is wrong with Me? That Guy. Doctor Sinister says: The only solution that immediately comes to mind is to have you destroyed.
(21) Date: 27/02/00 Name: Zanforlin Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: 1) In 1943 (give or take a year) the Nazi's had their troops construct an entire French village, complete with town hall, churches, a shopping precinct, homes and schools... all made out of cheap cardboard and ply-wood. Their idea was to deflect British and Australian bombs away from a near by munitions dump and tank manufacturing plant. British and Australian spies working together in underground France, with no help from the French, discovered this fake village and reported such to the British High Command bods at Whitehall. In true indomitable style and one up manship, orders flowed to the R.A.F. and were immediately carried out. To put it simply... the R.A.F. flew on a highly dangerous night raid across the Channel and upon reaching their target over France... dropped several hundred ton of "wooden" bombs on the village, effectively destroying it. 2) The French call the English Channel "The Slieve." Sheeeeeesh! Love the Country. Please send citizenship papers asap. *kow tows to the President* Koshka. Doctor Sinister says: It is pleasing to me to see such devotion.
(20) Date: 26/02/00 Name: lyndsay j Sex: female Age: not given Comment: What *I* would like to complain about is the direct plaigarism I noticed regarding the name of your "organisation". As I'm sure many people before me have done the same, at least those who are avid Terry Pratchett fans. Does Mr Pratchett know that you're using the name of a famous place in his internationally-popular Discworld humour-science-fantasy series to further your Nazi causes? I'm sure he'd be utterly disgusted to know that your name is linked to his work in this way. As am I abhorred to find out Djelibeybi (please refer to Information About S.INC if you are confused about this reference) was obviously directly lifted from the Discworld series. As ironic as the site obviously must be, it is still peppered with swastikas and still deals with a serious issue. Now this rant may just be brushed off as another arts student, drunk on Stolichnaya, trying to unsuccessfully refine her grammar, but I don't see it that way.In closing, you guys suck. Doctor Sinister says: Madam, if you are a Student - you probably suck as well. You know what I'm talking about.
(19) Date: 26/02/00 Name: Stormbriger Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...French people are let on to the television or radio to spread their evil propaganda around. Doctor Sinister says: Not on MY TV they don't. Try retuning your set.
(18) Date: 25/02/00 Name: Fiona Peden Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Hello, I have seen your site and I think that either you must be married, have far >>too much time on your hands or must lead an extraordinarily boring life! Doctor Sinister says: Correctamundo.
(17) Date: 06/02/00 Name: Tom's Dad Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...Novatech supply a PC and first they omit the Monitor power cable (helpful) AND THEN they supply a duff modem lead so that Joe Public spends hours trying to set the net up, but can't!!!!!! DEATH TO NOVATECH! Doctor Sinister says: Yeah, but they do cheap memory...
(16) Date: 05/02/00 Name: Lewis Clayton Sex: male Age: under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...you try to download eyecandy for adobe photoshop from a warez site and you get a 404 Doctor Sinister says: Erm, you could try PAYING for your software? Oh, hang on - you're under 15. So try reading a book instead.
(15) Date: 23/01/00 Name: Chris Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... when I see your brillant site comapred to my currently non-existant one. Doctor Sinister says: I wouldn't worry too much about that - your site still won't be as good even when you have finished it. |
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