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S.INC GUESTBOOK - 2002
(239) Date: 26/12/02 Name: Hedley & Caroline Saunders Sex: male and female I guess Age: not given Comment: Help needed. First of all i would like to stress I AM NOT MENTAL BOY!, however i do know him and i'm sure he would like any information you could share on how to defeat his nemisis Dr Beard as he is your rival. Doctor Sinister says: Erm - OK!
(238) Date: 20/12/02 Name: david blunkett Sex: male Age: 30 to 40 (isn't he older than this?) Comment: i'm wondering if sinc had any hand in the prestige tabacle what with oil slicks heading towards france at this point Doctor Sinister says: Aw, shucks - I'm touched that you noticed.
(237) Date: 16/12/02 Name: No Body Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: OK, I don't like the French either, but some of that stuff made it look like you were writing it while so high you point downward and say 'Look, a plane!'. A chateau is 'Castle' in french, you tea-sucking moron. The big statue with the torch, that would be the statue of liberty, and yes, I'm sure it doesn't need to be holding a biscuit. Jean-Paul G. sounds like a celeb, and since when do celebs from ANY country dress normally?! They are not commies. And I should they didn't build Stonehendge, seeing how it's in England and it would be another 'little kid giving the bully a gift' thing. Get your act together and make this page funny, like it claims to be, not homosexual. Doctor
Sinister says: Jesus fucking Christ, if you can't see the humour in me wondering what the hell a Chateau is (of course I know it's a bloody castle, I'm not stupid) then I really do pity you. Hello - IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO - ITS NOT FUNNY! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT!!
So it's true that Americans cannot understand irony. Wow. I never believed it until now. I suggest you go out and get yourself an education before you come back with any more ridiculous comments. I won't be writing to you again, you aren't worth my time. (236) Date: 30/11/02 Name: Supreme Commander Lovatt Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... people denigrate my homeland for no apparent reason than they are arrogant english swine. Therefore it is my duty to inform you at S.inc that the Ceredigion True Militia (CTM) has no other choice than to declare war upon you. May you regret the day that you thought you could best the welsh. Lawr a Lloegr! Doctor
Sinister says: Sir,
(235) Date: 12/11/02 Name: Paul Conway Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: In you how to win a war bit you said never attack england... what about Ireland, You could invade Ireland and you might win, but we wil blow the fuck out of you for the next few hundred years you english should know better that anyone Doctor Sinister says: Oh yeah - you can be REALLY proud of fighting the way you did - like cowards hiding in the shadows. Erm, I don't know if you've heard the news mate, but terrorism has got a bit of a bad press at the moment - know what I mean? So it's probably nothing to be proud about and I wouldn't go around shouting about it too much.
(234) Date: 12/11/02 Name: charli Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...carolyn walks in the room. Doctor Sinister says: Yeah, me too. What a bitch.
(233) Date: 08/11/02 Name: Kissa Sex: female Age: Under 15 Comment: I'd like to see things from your point of view,but i've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are. But you are very original.is that a good thing? i sort of like it. Doctor Sinister says: Sorry - are you trying to insult me or compliment me? Are you getting splinters from sitting on that fence? Some of my best friends are rotting bodies - well, they are now anyway.
(232) Date: 04/11/02 Name: moi Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: CENSORED AS WRITTEN IN FRENCH Doctor Sinister says: Don't bother - just don't bother. I'm not going to learn your filthy language so just DON'T BOTHER.
(231) Date: 29/10/02 Name: Prawn Cocktail Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... you feel the need to post racist anti-French jokes on your website. Doctor Sinister says: Oh dear. I'm sorry. I will of course stop immediately. Well, that's me told.
(230) Date: 23/10/02 Name: RaNdY fUnKe Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: The french Smell Almost As Bad As I Do, Doctor Sinister says: Yeah (cough), I can smell it from here...
(229) Date: 20/10/02 Name: James Herda Sex: male Age: not given Comment: A request. Hello, true leader of S. INC. I hope you are doing well in your planning of
the domination that will be of the... umm... Where was I? Ah yes, so with the advent of this new "Lasagna Technology Patent" I can now
help you to take over a world, if not "the" world. I have used my powers to create a world that is rife with turmoil and is about to face a dreadful
battle. This world locked away a great evil a thousand years ago, but just now, the key has been found. It is only a matter of how long it takes me to
get around to creating the next issue of the webcomic before they open the door and release (sinister ...scratch that ... hmm, (think of an adjective
which causes you fear here) music plays) the French! It is of my opinion that when this army of stupidity and inferiority is unleashed upon the
world, it will cause an end of civilization. I know of only one way to prevent this. I believe that Dr. Sinister should order Sinistrahd(the
webcomic hero aka "me") to destroy the french horde and seal their remnants once again, placing the world safely beyond the reach of their evil inanity. To do this I request you send orders to Sinistrahd through me and also a
picture of a S INC officer ordering the attack on some sort of phone or Doctor
Sinister says: Dear Sir,
(228) Date: 18/10/02 Name: Morgan Strecker Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: wow what a bunch of dumb jokes Doctor Sinister says: Pick on myself? Well, to use your own eloquent parlance, that would be a "pretty fucking stupid" idea wouldn't it? I'll tell you what - why don't you try it first and tell me how it works out? Go on - you pick on yourself if it's such a good idea and tell me if that isn't the dumbest thing you could possibly do. I mean - did you even THINK before you started typing out all of that crap? Seriously? Or did you just turn off your brain temporarily so you could save what undoubted feeble mental energies you have for whacking off later that night over a picture of a moose? Education? You want an educational website? What the hell for when you clearly don't have enough brains worth educating?
(227) Date: 08/10/02 Name: anthon moonstone Sex: male Age: 30 to 40 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...I am trying to ride to/from work and I get Cut up/Held up/pulled out in front of/stopped suddenly in front of for no apparent reason/squashed or driven off the road by evil HRT addicts doing the school run in people carriers or 4X4s, who dont know; where they are, what they're doing, where they're going, what side of the road they're supposed to be on. Drivers in hats are the same, why do they have to use the same stretch of narrow country lane as a short cut/avoiding traffic when it is my direct route to work. To all other road users a message: IT'S MY BLOODY BIT OF ROAD!! Doctor Sinister says: Look - I've already promised to eliminate "Pork-Pie-Hat" drivers - what more do you want?
(226) Date: 03/10/02 Name: Darius Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...When those french bastards mispronounce my name,there is no "O" in there you morons and stop spitting when you reach the "S"!Also,I would like to offer my services as a general handy man,I can kill,fix complex machines,kill,drive,kill,pick locks,kill,evade security systems and KILL! Doctor Sinister says: An application form is winging its way to you as we speak, erm, type.
(225) Date: 02/10/02 Name: anthon moonstone Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: When you have finally attained the position of evil global dictator I hope your reign of tyranny will include the irradication of 'drivers in hats', who drive everywhere at 25mph, dont know where they are going or where they are at all and are completely unaware and oblivious of any other road user. They must be destroyed - right after the French!! (along with Bus drivers) Doctor Sinister says: Yes, absolutely. Such "Pork-Pie Hat" drivers will be eliminated - I promise you it will be so.
(224) Date: 29/09/02 Name: J T E Wiseman Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: u are a very naive person that you do not know that germany is still supirior! hitler shall soon rule ze vorld! bwahahahahaha! also u are naive that u too do not know how to get those odd little dots above the i in naive! ps i was only joking Doctor Sinister says: I see that my initial sarcasm has not prevented you from returning. I could go on about the fact that Germany is obviously so superior - that that's why Hitler won in 1945 but that's so demonstrably not true that it's not worth even mentioning.
(223) Date: 29/09/02 Name: J T E Wiseman Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: hello
Doctor Sinister says: Oh yeah - and you're already running things aren't you? That's right, I see your face in the papers EVERY DAY.
(222) Date: 27/09/02 Name: not given Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Not that I'm complaining, but ... There is actually very little violence at Biker events. Maybe its just lego bikers who make trouble. French lego bikers, burning sheep and selling onions in metric units and euros and smelling of cheese/shit/garlic etc., (Witch/Idiot/Biker/Guinness drinker) Doctor Sinister says: Sir, I apologise if I have slighted the Biker community in any way. Investigation reveals that it is indeed the plastic Biker faction who cause the most trouble. Regards,
(221) Date: 25/09/02 Name: David Bravo Sex: male Age: 21 to 25 Comment: In the US ARMY I get deployed everywhere. Well i'm sick and tired of the news and politicians talking about the "innocent" civilian getting bombed or shot for doing nothing more than working. Thats such bullshit, I lost count of how many of those "innocent" civilians shot at us. Kuwait, Bosnia, and Macedonia civilians all shot at us and what the hell is up with their god damn kids. They are the most evil pricks i've ever seen. One in bosnia actually called me a spic. He barely knew two words of english.........the other one was nigga. What the fuck kind of culture is that. And jesus christ hasn't anyone heard of a dentist. The chic's were hot as hell until they talk. I won't mention smiling. I still have a long time in the ARMY and I can't wait to get back at those bastards in kuwait and iraq for stealing my cd player. i'll see you soon.......... Doctor Sinister says: hope you find it. I'm sure you'll get the chance soon. Did you look down the back of the sofa?
(220) Date: 20/09/02 Name: Declan Sex: male Age: Under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... People say that crap sequels are good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doctor Sinister says: Are you referring to Episode II of Star Wars? Isn't that still technically a prequel? Or is it a sequel to Episode I? In which case does that make Episode IV a sequel as well? Even though it was the original film? I'm confused...
(219) Date: 14/09/02 Name: joe Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...penis. Doctor Sinister says: Oh chuckle, chuckle.
(218) Date: Name: MomWarnedUBoutMe Sex: male Age: 25 to 30 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when Canada claims to be an English-speaking country. It ISN'T. All our leading female artists are French-Canadians (Cline Dion, Alanis Morrissette, Avril Lavigne, Shania Twain...er, no, not Shania Twain), our Prime Minister Jean Chrtien is a French-Canadian and even Her Majesty The Queen Of The British Commonwealth Of Canada speaks French when they meet. I am sure that 90% of the world population wouldn't be able to show Canada on a planisphere if they weren't some right-minded French Canadians to give to this country some sort of respectable national identity. It's about time we claim our sovereignty back from Britain - no offense intended Dr Sinister - and assimilate Anglo-Canadians fast track. Doctor Sinister says: You are SICK. Seek medical attention immediately and get off my website.
(217) Date: 10/09/02 Name: Azrepheal Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh dear :( If you sent me what you received I would be happy to finish it again and send it back to you. You are a genius - your site is the most funny thing I have found on the internet so far! Doctor Sinister says: Alas, no further quotes were ever received and we can only assume that this Agent was lost in action somewhere.
(216) Date: 09/9/02 Name: Saddam Bin Laden Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: The Zetans arrived about 10,000 years ago and genetically altered a creature roaming the plains and savannahs of planet Earth, returning periodically to prod the new creature, to tag it and follow its migrations until, now, after several disastrous wars, famines and oil shortages, they find we have developed weapons that could, if perfected, blow them right back to home base. So what does Dr Sinister think about that? Doctor Sinister says: Erm - nothing?
(215) Date: 05/09/02 Name: Azrepheal Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Interesting
quote I thought you might want to add to add to your site from Blackadder the
Third- Doctor Sinister says: Your E-mail to S.INC started most amusingly but got cut off half-way through a sentence! More please!
(214) Date: 03/09/02 Name: Benoit from Belgium Sex: male Age: 25 to 30 Comment: You know what makes me laugh? Soon 60m Brits will use a Franco-German currency to buy their Sun, their fish'n'chips and their pint of Carling and soon your capital city will no longer be London but French-speaking Bruxelles. Gosh, that really makes me laugh! Doctor
Sinister says: Hmmm...good point. Dunno where you get an extra 4million Brits though and I neither read the Sun or drink Carling, but I do like Fish and Chips.
(213) Date: 28/08/02 Name: Rose (me again) Sex: female Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...french people are existing. Esp. in MY
bar and ordering food from ME and then not liking it. French people
are not evil...contrary to popular belief. They are not that
interesting. They are medoicre. Doctor Sinister says: Glad to see that you are still out there Agent Rose.
(212) Date: 22/08/02 Name: sisterluck Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Funnnny!
Yes indeedy ... who are you people? Well done. I found the website when I was at work, bored, as I'm sure most people do. Doctor Sinister says: We do occasionally get bored, usually when we are trying to start a war somewhere or we have just invented a new super-weapon that we want to test out.
(211) Date: 20/08/02 Name: not given Sex: not given (he or she is not getting any either) Age: not given Comment: Hi
guy, Doctor Sinister says: The most interesting thing about your ineptly pathetically phrased insane ramblings, is that you have nothing good to say about your own country - which kind of speaks for itself really. I'm not going to even bother responding to the other crap as all you have to do is look around this page to see that you are in a minority. See ya.
(210) Date: 10/08/02 Name: Eric Burke Sex: not given (male, one assumes) Age: not given Comment: Dr. Sinister: Doctor Sinister says: Your wish is my command. Ahem. Here we go: "Hiave"? what's that then?
(209) Date: 17/07/02 Name: withheld Sex: male Age: Old as the hills Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I get hired for a really good job, at an ISP
and my manager turns out to be a FROG. yeah thats right, a FROG. Doctor Sinister says: I am really sorry, friend.
(208) Date: 06/07/02 Name: Gordon Hiscock Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Best site I have stumbled accross for a long while. Doctor Sinister says: Keep stumbling!
(207) Date: 03/07/02 Name: Sir Sill of Over There Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Ok I Konw Im Using The Rage Page As An Exscuse to Show My Overwhelming optermisum but you just cant keep a good knight down 9or the shift key0 but let us not forget to get out our party clothes becauser tomorrow is 4th july! yes the day the great empire lost one of its most pissant thorn inside colinies and thought sod it ungreatful f*ckers your on your own and look where they are now HA! their being run buy a bamboozeled buffonish man i say again HA! Doctor Sinister says: Shame about the spelling but I like the sentiment.
(206) Date: 01/07/02 Name: Sir Silly Socks Of Over There Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh
My God I Get Sooooooo Happy When The Smelly French Win The World Cup Get There
Heads Stuck Sooo Far Up They're Smelly Arses They Don't Do Any Training So In
Four Years Time They Can Crash Out Of The Tournement With Out Scoring
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH, That'll Learn Ya Ya Arragent F*cks (Also That French Man
Who Was On The Tele The Other Night Saying How Crap Britan Is [Fear Not Lilly
Savage{not in drag} Put Him Right ]) Doctor Sinister says: YES! Now I know the reason the French won the World Cup last time. It was so they could be utterly HUMILIATED this time around. Yay!
(205) Date: 30/06/02 Name: Brigitte Sex: female Age: Under 15 Comment: I am very upset at this web sight! I am french and I don't have yellow teeth or anything!! I am just a normal teen ager! I don't understand why y'all have nothing better to do then to pick on french people well to all y'all people out there who think its humorouse......its not and u have pissed me off royally! Doctor Sinister says: Oh good - you've really made my day there.
(204) Date: 20/06/02 Name: Marie Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: It's an answer to all those anti-french joke. What do you do when you see a stupid english man who's only able to say oui et non in french? you laugh at him because censored due to use of a defunct language that no-one of any importance understands. So think about it before laughing at others and saying french is stupid! Doctor Sinister says: Erm - OK!
(203) Date: 15/06/02 Name: deevasuk Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...German people say they are goin to beat us in
the world cup......I recently encountered this.....when presented with "We
Beat you 5 - 1" they simply said "SO?"...... Doctor Sinister says: Sorry, I don't actually do football. Pictures of Heidi would be appreciated though.
(202) Date: 11/06/02 Name: not given Sex: male Age: Under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... Doctor Sinister says: Not you again?!
(201) Date: 30/05/02 Name: "Pablo" Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: You keep saying that the british haven't lost to anyone. AHEM...how about the revolutionary war? AMERICANS WON THAT ONE. No one can challenge us and win. Every war we've been in we've won. And korean war and vietnam war aren't wars, they are military acts. wars are declared, they weren't condoned by congress. besides kennedy and lbj and nixon sucked. AMERICA IS THE BEST. CALIFORNIA IS THE BEST. Doctor Sinister says: Presumably, "Pablo", your love for America is what prompted you to name yourself after a Brazilian? Can I just point out that the American Revolutionary War wasn't a war either - it was just as much a "military act" as Vietnam and Korea. You can't have a war between a mother country and its dependency - it's not legally possible, it was a civil infraction - hence the term "revolution". Comprende? And despite these failed "military acts" you seem to be very defensive about them. The reason the British lost the American colonies is partly to do with French aggression towards Britain at the time, but mostly because we didn't exactly lose either - you see it's all part of our master plan to enslave the world - oh bugger, I've let it slip, now I'll have to kill you.
(200) Date: 25/05/02 Name: Lane Tyrin Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Hello good sir,cam across your site and just wanted to tell you I love it.I HATE THE FRENCH!!!!!,They say there was a French resistance in WWII? BULLSHIT!!!!We Americans and Brits saved thier sorry asses,though I think we shoulda just let the Germans bomb the escargot out of them.Oh and please do kill John Travolta before he makes that sequal to Battlefield Earth. Doctor Sinister says: It always makes my day when someone agrees with me. Oh, and Battlefield Earth was the film written by that sci-fi writer who created scientology wasn't it? Yeah - the religion he created for a BET.
(199) Date: 14/05/02 Name: rose Sex: female Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... you get a room in a nice irish hostel and it is full of smelly, french people who keep trying to talk to you in their bastardised approximation of english Doctor Sinister says: The French are trying to invade IRELAND?!
(198) Date: 08/05/02 Name: Mr X Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...i get a bag of crisps and discover that it is mostly air in the packet and not enough crisps. thank tayto Doctor Sinister says: It's not air - it's a conditioning GAS intended to brainwash you. What? You think I sit here all day twiddling my thumbs?
(197) Date: 05/05/02 Name: An Aussie colonial Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment:
Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... Doctor Sinister says: Now THIS is pod-racing!
(196) Date: 05/05/02 Name: An Aussie colonial Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... Doctor Sinister says: And at Christmas times he plays Santa Claus in pantomime.
(195) Date: 02/05/02 Name: (Yet)Inspector Gadget girl Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...When people correct me. Doctor Sinister says: Thanks for clearing those up for me. Sorry about the breasts. No, really, I am.
(194) Date: 01/05/02 Name: S R Furse Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Why the French are scum. Something you might like to add... Doctor Sinister says: They are just pissed off because English is fast becoming THE universal language of the world. It's a kind of arogance.
(193) Date: 20/04/02 Name: John Sex: male Age: not given Comment: Re: A merger Dear Dr. S.,
This will be the third e-mail I have sent you. You have only sent me one back. Now, if you want to join my elite operation on world domination you will need to reply to me within the next 2 weeks. Doctor Sinister says: Some people just don't get it do they? NOT INTERESTED.
(192) Date: 12/04/02 Name: John Sex: male Age: not given Comment: Re: A merger Dear Dr. S.,
I understand your concerns and can't blame you, but I do have a few credentials. They are as follows: Doctor Sinister says: The answer is still NO.
(191) Date: 12/04/02 Name: death to all fanatics (nice bit of irony there, the old ones are always the best) Sex: male Age: 21 to 25 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...israel is reliving the holocaust palestinian style, iraq ia about to be attacked, the french are "massing" on the borders of france (for no reason in particular) and yet every news station feels the need to have david beckhams sore foot as their leading story. cease the irrelevant news stories and start transmitting some decent anti-french propaganda. and leave the queen mother alone, she's been dead for ages and no one felt it was news worthy till now. Doctor Sinister says: The French aren't "massing" on their borders - the word is "messing", they are pooing their pants as we speak.
(190) Date: 11/04/02 Name: John Sex: male Age: not given Comment: A merger Dear Dr. S., Hello, I am The All High Emperor and Overlord of the Universe and All Creation John. I was wondering if, since all you want is Earth, you would like to join forces and create a super force of evil and rule, not only the world, but the entire Universe with an iron fist. I've throught this out, and I think that we could set up some sort of system, I would be a figure head and, you know, be the guy that is put on money and decides the outcomes of trials, lives in a castle and helps control the peasents. You on the other hand, would be the group behind the guy who makes all the decions. If you7 wanted some law to be passed I would pass it, you would enforce the laws and i would make them. It would be the perfect relationship. If this is to your liking, or if you have a few suggestions, please e-mail me back at: Rebounder1@aol.com Sincerly, The All High Emperor and Overlord of the Universe and All Creation John Doctor Sinister says: Not likely mate. I don't plan on stopping with the planet - but I've got to take it in stages - you know? It's ALL destined to be mine - like it or not.
(189) Date: 09/04/02 Name: Joe Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... me and my mates are happily off to buy like a cd or something and all these taliban Osama Bin Liner supporters come throwing rocks and sticks at us beating us to a pulp and then when we just smack there fucking faces in all they do is run off and get another 20 or so of like-minded retards to come and try kill us,well FUCK YOU bin laden,and all of afghanistan for all i care and i hope s.inc nuke your anorexic asses first. Doctor Sinister says: Never mind, I'm sure the men in white coats will be along soon.
(188) Date: 07/04/02 Name: xxxxx Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: Hey whats up english fag, you english bastards are the scum of the world, i'd rather be a paki that a brit. Doctor Sinister says: Excellent, another Frenchie that I've managed to upset. Amazingly, this message manages to offend more than usual. If there are any readers out there of Pakistani origin, you can write to this prick at xxxxx. Except his ISP account has probably been cancelled by now as I've reported him.
(187) Date: 06/04/02 Name: A Yank Sex: male Age: 21 to 25 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...The French came out with a book denieing the Terrorist acts on the US and it sold big time in that country.We save them from the Nazi's and they hate us like Crazy Doctor Sinister says: The French hate everyone like crazy - it's what they do second best, after smelling like pigs. Your message is the first I've heard of this book though, would like to hear more to see what they say.
(186) Date: 03/04/02 Name: Amy Price Sex: female Age: not given Comment: ça fait pitié (i pity you) You speak out of your ass, you don't know what you are talking about, do you
know any french people at all (yes, unfortunately)? they are the same as the english ok they have
funny traditions (some GOOD FOOD & WINE) (you
what?) and come out with some bloody Doctor Sinister says: Sigh, another one for the Blocked Senders list. Actually though, this is really good as it shows that I'm getting under the skins of the French Horde. Dear Madam,
Thank you for your intellectual and erudite views. I am sure the great
Oscar Wilde himself would be proud of your little speech.
(185) Date: Name: That Bird off Big-Brother Sex: female Age: Old as the hills Comment: complaint I like Blink'in I do Doctor Sinister says: Ha ha - I saw your tits on Big Brother.
(184) Date: 18/03/02 Name: Gerald Fitzgerald (made-up name) Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Yeah,
youre damn right, lets send all these bloody French-speakers to their starving
countries, we dont need them here, they stink and take our jobs. But why stop
here when we could make that policy retroactive? (like
it so far) Doctor Sinister says: OK then, freak. But we'll go even further than that. Let's pretend the English were never here. OK - we'll take our language back for a start - or at least charge everyone using English a licence fee to continue using it. So that will be £5,000.00 from you for this year please. Then we'll take away all the cultural innovations created by the English - you know, modern democracy, economics, electronics, basic sanitation, bill of rights, aircraft carriers, hovercraft, telephones, computers, fish and chips - stuff like that. Then we'll reinstall the Nazi party in Germany and let them take over the planet and exterminate everyone they don't like, and, oh f*ck it, we'll resurrect Napoleon as well and set him loose in Europe and see how long everyone lasts without the English to bail them out. Then we'll bomb Africa back into the stone age it came from before the English colonised the place, wipe out everyone living in Australia, New Zealand, the USA, large parts of the Caribbean and a whole bunch of other places - because they would never have been founded, and then we'll take away all the nice vaccines invented by the English and watch everyone die. Hurrah! And finally, we'll sit back and have a bloody good laugh at Irish twats like you as they try and recreate something even approaching civilisation. What do you think of that? That would be fun - wouldn't it? Would you please help me?
(183) Date: 15/03/02 Name: Myrtille Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: (sans sujet) HI I'd just thought I would tell you that I really enjoyed visiting your web site...It's very funny, and being French myself, I couldn't agree more with some of the jokes!!! See, I like people who make fun of French people!!! Doctor Sinister says: English people see French people very easily. Through the sights on their sniper rifles. Thank you very much.
(182) Date: 14/03/02 Name: (Yet inspector)Gadgetgirl Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...I'm incapable of finding "why the french
are scumm"(and when i'm incapable of spelling)messege-page.Uh, anyway,I get
sooooo ANGRY when frenchmen(and women)can't tolerate the english names of the
characters in inspector gadget,and gives them new names,T.ex: Doctor Sinister says: Bloody hell - you don't ask for much do you? I dunno - you horny Swedish girls are all the same - long lists of who they want dead, demands to leave their Royal Families alone and strange words I can't pronounce.
(181) Date: 14/03/02 Name: (still inspector)Gadgetgirl Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...People don't lay out the rage-page messeges(with comments)rigth away.Growl.(sorry about the spelling.please don't nuke me.) Doctor Sinister says: OK - I get the message. I've updated the page at last. Happy now? And why do you keep subtly changing your name every time you write in? Stop it! PS: nuke on the way in the post. Bye!
(180) Date: 13/03/02 Name: OH Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: The French Dear Mr. Summersgill, Doctor Sinister says: The name is SINISTER - Doctor Sinister - please get it right.
(179) Date: 13/03/02 Name: OLIVER HYLTON Sex: male Age: 25 to 30 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I see, hear or smell "Blair's Babes" - what a whingeing, fetid, ugly, humourless bunch of bags they are. And what's more, their collective couturier (for I'm sure they all go to the same outlet for their clothes) should be given a gong for ensuring their garb represents their personalities immaculately. Oh, and also those vapid expressions they and their ilk like to use (eg "we need a Britain for the 21st Century, a fresh Britain, a new Britain, a people's Britain to represent the people... of Britain...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!) Doctor Sinister says: There's only ONE way to get a new Britain for the 21st century - and I think you all know what that is - and it doesn't involve Socialism. What Britain needs is a good old-fashioned dictatorship - and I'm your man. Actually - I've just thought of another way that would include women in politics in a progressive, futuristic way. Naked under-25 female MP mud-wrestling!
(178) Date: 07/03/02 Name: mullet man Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...the french allways think their better than us Doctor Sinister says: The French don't think at all - that's the problem. They don't have the ability.
(177) Date: 01/03/02 Name: Deevas Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...your girlfreind doesn't want dessert because
she's on a diet and then eats half of yours. Also how women expect you to
know out of thirty pairs of shoes (or more) which goes better with their outfit,
especially when I only own about 3 pairs in total. Another thing I h8 is
when women expect you to be interested in there mind numbing, spent to long on
the sunbeds so my brain is fried, and to long on my mobile phone so I have a
constent ringing in my ears, "girlfreinds" Doctor Sinister says: You own THREE PAIRS of shoes? My God man - look at yourself! You have been infected with the shoe-buying bug! You're no worse than your girlfriend! Ditch two pairs RIGHT NOW. You're a BLOKE - what do you need with more than ONE PAIR AT A TIME?!?!?!
(176) Date: 26/02/02 Name: Dave Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... assholes like that Phil guy (FrenchBoyP@earthlink.net)get to voice their sick sadistic opinions on an open forum, Doctor Sinister says: I agree - but you could also say the same about me, since I hate most people and want to destroy the world.
(175) Date: 19/02/02 Name: (inspector)Gadget Girl Sex: female Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh
my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...Those ****** EU-scumm Make my country look
strange at the coin(Whitout Norway, it looks like something that only males
got).Another thing that pisses me is that Americans cant make decent movies of
cartoons,To Example:Rocky&Bullwinkle X-men Inspector gadget... Doctor Sinister says: Amazing - not only have you moved up an entire age-group in one day, but you have also learnt how to speak gibberish. "make my country look strange at the coin"? Err - please explain this?
(174) Date: 19/02/02 Name: (Inspector)Gadget Girl Sex: female Age: under 15 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when...english speaking people refer to us swedish-people as turnips. Besides,why do you pronounce smrgsbord "Smargosbard"?? Doctor Sinister says: We call you turnips? That's news to me. I always thought young female Swedes were rather sexy - and almost completely un-turnip like. Unless you are referring to turnips that look like pert young female bottoms and nice big bouncy breasts...erm... As for the "smorgosbard" thing, it's not a word that gets used in England. Why don't you ask the Americans? They're the ones using it.
(173) Date: 14/02/02 Name: doctor malicious Sex: male Age: 21 to 25 Comment: an open letter to the nato, leave slobodan milosevic alone! he's a sound bloke and you can't blame him for his parents for their imaginative use in naming their offspring. besides if he's convicted of war crimes then you'll have to charge the US as well. but then again the US is hardly going to fund it's own war crimes trial......unless... Doctor Sinister says: Were you planning to finish that sentence or have you been arrested and taken to The Hague? Please let me know, I'm worried about you.
(172) Date: 13/02/02 Name: nkk Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... you've paid for a packet of sweets ESPECIALLY polo's...thats 22 good pence wasted when they're broken!!! Doctor Sinister says: I blame the Chinese. I've recently uncovered a vast Chinese conspiracy to break hard sweets in their packets and contribute to the decline of the western world.
(171) Date: 26/01/02 Name: Andrew Taylor Sex: male Age: 62 Comment: Hi,
Don't print my address but you can give my name as &Roo (used it in the
eighties on the BBS's) - means ANDroo = Andrew. Age is 62 :-) Liked
your site, but not until I quickly realised the tongue in cheek :-) Anyway
the bit you may like to use is... Doctor Sinister says: Thanks for the very apt quote my friend.
(170) Date: 26/01/02 Name: Doctor Sinister (fraud) Sex: male Age: not given Comment: that's my name!! it came from the greatest episode of the flintstones, and i use it for all my online user names and as a codename for my world dominating schemes. so you better stop, or i'll crush you like a bug. unfortunately i don't have any cats to help in my plan to rule the world - but my girlfriend does, so watch out !! dr.sinister Doctor Sinister says: Tough! Been here for years and too late to stop me now. Interesting thing about the Flintstones though - didn't know that. If that's really the case - it hardly makes it "your" name now does it? As for me - well, you'll have to take it up with my parents (Mr. & Mrs. Sinister) and the bloke who awarded me my Doctorate - I can't help being called what I am you know. Besides, if you're calling yourself "dr.sinister" that isn't the same as "Doctor Sinister" at all now - is it? Regards, Doctor Sinister.
(169) Date: 03/01/02 Name: Muldune Sex: not given Age: not given Comment: I have got to admit, this site rates next to the most hilarious sites I have ever seen. Very nice work, I love the anti-french stuff. My friends and I cant get enough french bashing. Regards, Brian Doctor Sinister says: Thanks!
(168) Date: 02/01/02 Name: Aiden Winters Sex: male Age: 15 to 18 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... people tell you to take a foreign holiday and despite wanting to go to Mexico for your own peronal reasons U end up on a boat to France and the boats all rockin about and stuff and U stay in France over the new year and on new years day your Francs are no good cos of this new "Euro" that is going to be the "universal currency for Europe" although there are still some countries that aren't even using it and I dont mean countries outside the E.U, although I'm not pointing any fingers at BRITAIN but Ireland is using it near the bottom. Anywhy ur scared out of France by this stupid money (cos these people are walking about with big round costumes on ) and Ireland is still here.... Why God Damnitt There are some people that I wanted Gone, WHY ARENT THEY GONE??? I knew u and ur Eyepatch and ur feline X-files cast offs and ur rusty piece of junk on your side wouldnt do it. Threaten all u want I'm never going back to France, I wont, I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE!!!! ... I have to get the smell of Slime out of my hair.. P.S That Hooker wants her arm back, rusty or not. Happy new year.. hee hee.. Doctor Sinister says: I'm pleased to see that you took the powder we sent you. Good boy.
(167) Date: 02/01/02 Name: Bobb Loozer Sex: male Age: 18 to 21 Comment: Oh my God I get sooooo ANGRY when... I lose my keys and cant leave my flat cause its got a mortis lock not a yale type thingy! then my girlfriend dumps me and I dont want to leave my flat anyway and I dont see my friends either so they think I'm dead or I've left or somthin' Doctor Sinister says: Erm... |
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