If we can't have the world, no-one can!
division of the NI group of companies, directly affiliated with the Negligent
Employers' Insurance Society
NDIS: two million drunks can't be wrong!
BAD DRIVING RECORD?
CRASHING YOUR CAR?
A DEATH TRAP OF A VEHICLE?
TO HIT & RUN ACCIDENTS?
MORE THAN THREE PEOPLE ON THE ROAD?
FEAR, THE NDIS IS HERE!
you can answer three or more of the above questions, then you are guaranteed to be accepted, yes, we will insure ANYONE
don't care if your driving record is, ahem, "less than
perfect", if you are willing to pay our fees*,
then we are willing to issue you a cover note. We don't give a toss if you are
only sixteen and driving a Ferrari Testarossa, or if you are a paraplegic
intent on taking your Honda Goldwing to the limits of its performance, we will insure you.
so our rates might be a little high, but how much is peace of mind worth to
you? You owe it to yourself to
take out one of our policies at the earliest opportunity. At least we don't
bullshit you with cheap gimmicks about how inexpensive we are. Our reputation
is one for giving it to you straight.
all that "I've had the Privilege" shite, or that incredibly annoying
"Da da da la, da da da da da Daaa" jingle from the Direct Line
adverts, WE are the people with whom your money will be safe.
proof of all this? Last year, the NDIS declared the highest gross profits EVER for any company in the history of
what are you waiting for? Our highly efficient sales team are waiting for you
to call, just pick up that 'phone & end your insurance troubles...forever.
M L White (NDIS founder), A J Summersgill (Associate Director, NDIS),
T O McCormack (Associate Director & CEO, NEIS)
Your home and family are subject to search &/or seizure if you do not keep
up your Insurance payments & you can expect a visit from large men with
lump hammers if you default in any way
This is mostly due to our policy of not paying out any money to anyone, EVER,
even if they are owed what they want. Please note that any claim you make will
NOT be paid under any circumstances. We pride ourselves on having the most
efficient claims department of any Insurance company around.
fact, if your claim is not repudiated within ONE working day, you will receive
a DOUBLY vitriolic letter as recompense.