If we can't have the world, no-one can!

 SOME INFORMATION ABOUT SINISTER INCORPORATED

Founded in 1995 by our esteemed CEO, the great and glorious Doctor Augustus Julius Sinister IV, Sinister Incorporated is a global organisation dedicated to achieving total world domination, by fair means or foul.

Sinister Incorporated, or S.INC for short, receives vast subsidies from the European Union via various fronting organisations – taking advantage of the inept bureaucracy inherent in Brussels.  In early 1997, S.INC received enough funds to complete its purchase of a modest fleet of nuclear submarines and an island somewhere off the coast of Africa.  Having established our secret headquarters, subjugated the local population and built a number of small cities on our island (which must remain officially unnamed for security reasons but which goes by the names "Island of Fear" or just "Sinister island") the invitation was extended to potential followers around the globe…anyone is free to join S.INC, as long as they follow the edicts of the organisation, –

“If we can’t have the world, no-one can”.

S.INC maintains a large group of agents around the world – infiltrating society at every level, as well as a large standing army for defence and the occasional war – in fact S.INC has been engaged in a permanent state of war with France for a number of years.

So join us, before it is too late!!

All hail Doctor Sinister!!!