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STUPID STORIES

 

Far be it for this Website to descend into anarchy - but the poor bloke who we have chained at gunpoint typing up all this crap got a bit delirious and asked if we could post some of his amusing fiction on the site - and after we stopped laughing and beating him we thought - well why the hell not?

 

 

The following are modified extracts of complete Chapters from a novel.  But they can be read as stand-alone stories since the Chapters themselves are sort of interludes in the main story and have nothing whatsoever to do with the main focus of the plot:

 

Fighting for the Cause

City Beneath the Waves

Invasion of the Hiktonns!!!

 

 

The rest of these are all completely stand-alone and have no connection with one another unless you count the fact that they are all slightly weird:

 

Burning

Do not remove your photos while the red light is on

Don't Cheat at Cards

Gone.  Fishing

Missing

Predictions

Seeing Things

The Things in the Wall

The Ultimate Execution

Water-Borne

 

 

This last one is based on the BBC TV series "Doctor Who" and won't mean a damned thing to anyone unless they've seen the story "Destiny of the Daleks".

A Gift From

 

More to follow - when we can be bothered and aren't quite so embarrassed...