A TOUR OF THE SECRET ISLAND HQ OF SINISTER INCORPORATED
the unenlightened few of you that are still out there, the following images
and information will help you to learn more about our organisation. To begin with, here is a video:
island that forms the secret base of S.INC was once part of much
older civilisation that perished long ago in the mists of time. We got it cheap as a result.
enormous, ancient and undoubtedly priceless statue apparently
represents one of the mighty leaders of that ancient nation. As the
new owners, we immediately set to work improving the value of this
important piece, chipping away the face to represent the likeness of
our glorious leader, Doctor Sinister.
look after our employees here at S.INC HQ well, although the
relatively small size of the island does not allow for much opulence
and apartments are typically small in nature, however this does not
deter employees or followers from their inherent happiness at
serving the future leader of the world, Doctor Sinister. Being happy is the LAW.
This picture depicts one of the smaller apartment blocks, housing
about ten people, in an outlying suburb of our capital city.
picked up this little thing from a private art collector in
Dusseldorf and stuck it in the middle of the pond, making a very
nice fountain out of the spire
aren't sure what it is, but we think it MIGHT be French, there is a
large plaque near one of the legs that seems to be written in French
that prattles on about an "Eyeful" or something
it's ours now, if they want it back, they can GET
ARE at war with them don't you know!
shopping GREAT? You can pick up such bargains.
an antiques trail in southern Wiltshire, we came across this lovely
piece of neo-classical architecture.
bought it, and shipped it back to S.INC island piece by piece. We
decided to place it astride this road to the delight of all
concerned. Only a few dozen accidents occur every now & then,
and we can run water along the top, purely for effect.
just a shame it's upside down really…
celebrate the founding of the new island State which would one day
rule the world, the island Government commissioned these hanging
gardens on the outskirts of the capital. Two years in the making,
and costing over Twenty Million Quid, the project was completed in
August 1997, whereupon it was discovered that the Mayor of the
capital at the time was allergic to flowers. The Gardens were
immediately handed over to the defence forces for target practice.
found these in the garden.
of our ancient buildings conceal secret weaponry to deter our
enemies, such as this nuclear missile silo near one of our fortified
monitoring posts on the coast.
avoid the extortionate expense of travelling all the way to New York
to issue our demands at the UN every week, we built an exact replica
of the UN Headquarters building in our capital city.
make way for one of our many sprawling and enormously secret
military outposts, we had to remove several of these ugly stone
things that were left lying around by some careless ancient
are going free to anyone who wants them.
world-famous Sinister Clock Factory.
Doctor Sinister stood outside the clock factory itself.