The island that forms the secret base of S.INC was once part of much older civilisation that perished long ago in the mists of time. We got it cheap as a result.

This enormous, ancient and undoubtedly priceless statue apparently represents one of the mighty leaders of that ancient nation. As the new owners, we immediately set to work improving the value of this important piece, chipping away the face to represent the likeness of our glorious leader, Doctor Sinister.

We look after our employees here at S.INC HQ well, although the relatively small size of the island does not allow for much opulence and apartments are typically small in nature, however this does not deter employees or followers from their inherent happiness at serving the future leader of the world, Doctor Sinister. Being happy is the LAW. This picture depicts one of the smaller apartment blocks, housing about ten people, in an outlying suburb of our capital city.

We picked up this little thing from a private art collector in Dusseldorf and stuck it in the middle of the pond, making a very nice fountain out of the spire We aren't sure what it is, but we think it MIGHT be French, there is a large plaque near one of the legs that seems to be written in French that prattles on about an "Eyeful" or something Anyway, it's ours now, if they want it back, they can GET STUFFED

We ARE at war with them don't you know!

Isn't shopping GREAT? You can pick up such bargains. On an antiques trail in southern Wiltshire, we came across this lovely piece of neo-classical architecture. We bought it, and shipped it back to S.INC island piece by piece. We decided to place it astride this road to the delight of all concerned. Only a few dozen accidents occur every now & then, and we can run water along the top, purely for effect.

It's just a shame it's upside down really…

To celebrate the founding of the new island State which would one day rule the world, the island Government commissioned these hanging gardens on the outskirts of the capital. Two years in the making, and costing over Twenty Million Quid, the project was completed in August 1997, whereupon it was discovered that the Mayor of the capital at the time was allergic to flowers. The Gardens were immediately handed over to the defence forces for target practice.

We found these in the garden.  

Many of our ancient buildings conceal secret weaponry to deter our enemies, such as this nuclear missile silo near one of our fortified monitoring posts on the coast.

  To avoid the extortionate expense of travelling all the way to New York to issue our demands at the UN every week, we built an exact replica of the UN Headquarters building in our capital city.

  To make way for one of our many sprawling and enormously secret military outposts, we had to remove several of these ugly stone things that were left lying around by some careless ancient civilisation

They are going free to anyone who wants them.

The world-famous Sinister Clock Factory.